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Last Updated: 18.06.2025 02:25
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
How can I get a girlfriend? I am 26.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
What techniques can be used to sing like Freddie Mercury if one is unable to hit high notes?
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Why did McLaren hope that the Ferrari pair would pit twice during the Italian Grand Prix?
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
Brain Adapts to Neuron Loss Through Rapid Rewiring - Neuroscience News
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
Can you list every album you have ever listened to?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Where and how did ballet originate?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
Do girls ever miss their first love?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why do men choose to marry a plain Jane woman over a pretty woman?
Minds and Behinds
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
What is a sermon to talk about men?
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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